Hey Guys! It's Logan!
Before I start the video I have a very important message for you guys.
First off, I want to say thank you for 5 Million Subscribers.
I cannot believe this channel has gotten this big, but thanks to you guys, we reached 5 million subscribers and its just unbelievable.
So, thank you. I love every single one of you,
And thank you for showing up every week to watch our content.
Now, I also have some very bad news:
YouTube has completely DEMONITIZED this YouTube channel. (AW MAN)
That means there are no ads on any of the videos on this channel, meaning we're no longer making money making SML videos.
BUT, even though we're not making money, we're gonna continue to upload weekly SML videos, like we've been doing.
We're gonna upload two videos a week, like nothing's changed. (phew I thought it would be worse)
Because this might be a glitch, YouTube... this might be a mistake. We don't know yet.
We... we're still trying to work things out with YouTube.
But, for the time being, for at least the next few months, we're going to be uploading weekly videos on SuperMarioLogan.
So, keep subscribing, keep showing up, even though there's no ads, and there's no money,
We're still gonna make content for you guys.
We love you guys so much, and we really don't want this channel to die.
But!
Just in case something happens to this channel, 'cause YouTube could possibly delete this channel,
Go subscribe to my second account, SuperLuigiLogan.
I'm going to be uploading extra SML movies, extra content on my second account.
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So go subscribe to her account.
So if this channel gets deleted, I'll be on SuperLuigiLogan and my girlfriend Chilly's account.
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He is the voice of Jeffy, he's the voice of Black Yoshi, he made his own account, so go subscribe to his account.
You'll find him there, you'll find extra Jeffy, extra Goodman, extra Black Yoshi, extra content on his account.
And also go subscribe to my girlfriend Chilly's brother.
Uh, her brother's name is Tito and is Titototter.
He makes Sonic plush videos.
So go subscribe to all those accounts but if something happens to SuperMarioLogan,
that's where I'll be, and that's where we're going to be uploading content,
and on those accounts, they're still making money.
So go watch those accounts, because it'll help fund this channel, for us to keep making videos for you guys.
Also, we still have the Patreons, so if you want to go donate to Patreon, that helps.
Uh, we also started a GoFundMe, so if you don't wanna donate monthy on Patreon, you can also donate on GoFundMe.
So thank you guys so much, I love you guys so much,
I, I... I love every single one of you, and thank you guys for subscribing, thank you for 5 million.
Hopefully we'll reach 10 million, and hopefully this whole mess with YouTube will get cleared up.
But, I hope you guys enjoy this video and I'll see you in the next one!
RAAAARRRRRRR!
DINOSAUR VS. OCTOPUS! >;D
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
[Doorbell rings]
Who's at the door?!
Uh, hello?
[Grunting] Hey Junior! (wtf)
Oh, hey Cody, what's up?
Oh, nothin', y'know, was just in the neighborhood. Thought I would stop by.
Oh. Well, ok, well it was nice seeing you! I'll see you later!
Cody: W- w- wait! Wait! [Fumbling] Junior! (oh he mad now)
Huh, that was really weird that Cody just came by.
[Doorbell rings again]
*sighs*
What do you want Cody?
[Grunting] Junior, let me in!
Oh I didn't know you want come in, come in! (Junior is dumb)
So Cody, what are you doing here? And what is this thing?
Oh, I'm glad you asked, Junior.
This is my greatest invention that i'v ever created. :OOOOO
What, a black sheet? -_-
No, Junior, it's what's UNDER the black sheet.
I'll just show you.
Behold!
Cody's Crazy Cool Cloning Machine!!
It makes sandwiches, Junior. (ROFLMAO)
What? Makes sandwiches? Th-that's lame.
Junior, it's a cloning machine!
It clones things.
It clones things?!
W-w-Why would you make this?
Well, you see, me and Ken here were looking for caboose for the train that we we're runnin'.
And I would've asked you, but you don't have stamina to keep up with this locomotive. and we are like a freight train. (Is this literally he b-b-b-baby machine and superpowers 2 mixed together?)
And we just don't stop, there's no brakes.
loSo, I was gonna clone Ken, so it can be meat in a hunk sandwich.
i was gonna be a "Blow-me-sandwich" you know.
No cheese.
But, uh... I never tried the cloning machine before.
And i didn't wanna risk hurting Ken, so.
I need to try on someone who's expendable.
[Gasps] Oh. E-Expendable? (Idiots, do it on Rosalina, she is very expendable!)
Wait, like Mrs. Incredible From the Incredibles?
No Junior. She's EXPANDABLE.
I-I mean expendable, like, someone i don't care about. (WHHHHHAAAAT?!)
Wait, you don't care about The Incredibles? It's a great movie!
N-No, Junior. I mean someone I don't care about like... you.
Wait? [Gasps] You can make me expandable like the girl from the Incredibles? (Dumbo he does not care about you)
Ye-Ye-Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, sure, Junior.
Like, like, I'll be stretchy and everything?
Sure, yeah. J-Just get in the machine, Junior.
Okay! I can-- I'll be able to stretch like Elastigirl?
I'll be -- like, stretching my arms and stuff?
Sure, yeah...!
W-Wait! Cody. when she get birth like to her kids, like she's stretchy.
So, like... did it hurt? Like, or did they just walk out...? (WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT?!) XP
[Fumbling]
Yeah, that's a good question, Junior.
But, uh, let's talk about this later.
Okay? Just get in the machine.
Okay! I'm gonna be just like Elastigirl!
Okay, in you go, Junior!
This might hurt -- a lot! (It's a torture machine isn't it?)
(Cloning... or torturing!)
Ugh... Cody, I don't feel so good...
U-Uh, Junior...?
What?
Look.
HI GUYS!
IT'S ME, JUNIOR!!!
WHERE'S THOMAS?
CHEF PEPEEEE!!!!!!
Cody!
What's wrong with that thing!?
I dunno, Junior.
H-He kinda looks like you, but he's really ugly.
That's my CLONE?
Yeah...
W-Wait, why does he looks like some off-brand version of me you buy off Amazon? D:
I dunno, Junior.
I think the Clone Machine is a little rusty.
Well, get rid of him! I don't want him alive!
Okay.
Wait, a Nerf Gun?
Oh, yeah, we can't use real guns anymore. (AW MAN)
But, I mean, let's be honest.
This video is probably gonna get screwed anyways. (NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO)
But, whatever.
Oh.
Move out of the way, Junior.
I'm gonna shoot 'em in the face.
And trust me, I don't shoot blanks.
*POOF*
Wait, you got rid of him, Cody?
Yeah, I came. To clone Ken.
Not deal with that ugly thing.
Yeah, I'm glad you got rid of him.
Yeah, lemme just clean up.
Get that out of there.
Wait, so, are you gonna clone Ken or do you trust the Machine enough?
Uh...
Yeah, it's probably okay.
Your clone was probably just messed up, because it was the machine's first time.
But, you know, my first time was pretty messy, too.
Alright, in you go, Ken!
Remember, the safe word is cucumber.
Alright! Can't wait to see it!
(Cloning)
Cool, Cody! You cloned Ken!
Uh, no.
Wait, what's wrong?
What do you mean "What's wrong?", Junior?
Do you not see this wimpy, little, no-muscle pipsqueak? (true)
Well, I-I mean, he kinda looks like Ken.
Uh...no, he doesn't, Junior.
Hunk. (cody)
Punk. (Nintendo)
Well...
I mean, I mean, Cody, he's kinda muscular.
Uh, no, he's not, Junior.
I can pick my teeth with this fool!
Ken has more muscle in one bicep, than this loser has in his entire body! (Roasted)
Well, I mean, I guess Ken is more musclar.
More muscular?
Junior, I think you meant "hunkier", and yeah, he is.
Well, I mean, he doesn't look so bad. I mean, he has a little bit of muscle.
Uh, no, he doesn't, Junior. Barbie has more muscle than he does. D;
Wait so Your not gonna use Your Caboose?
No no Junior, there are very strict criteria for being in my caboose.
and he doesn't meet any of them. (ooh rejected!)
I was looking for one way to take it in Poundtown, instead i get the one way to take it To FrownTown.
oh, well what's wrong with your Machine? it's getting it everything off.
Like My Clone, Kinda Look like me.
and Ken's Clone Kinda Looks like Him But it's not the same.
Yeah the Clones are wrong i don't know why.
We'll I mean maybe he's like third time to charm,
Maybe We Clone One more thing.
We'll who We gonna Clone?
*UNH* (Oh no Jeffy is here!)
what?
Oh Hey Jeffy!
What Doing?
Uh We're Just Cloning ourselves and Uh You wanna Clone yourself in this Machine?
Sure! I don't have anything better to do
oh okay!
A'right that was easy.
Alright Jeffy get inside here!
Alright Jeffy You in There Good? (why is his foot sticking out?)
Yeah.
J-j-Junior! His Leg is sticking out of the Machine!
So?
What? So The Clone is gonna be missing a leg!
Oh okay, I'll shove it in there
Alright, let's get this thing started.
And this.
and that.
(Cloning)
Uh, Jeffy?
Look!
Your clone is so ugly(is it strange i thought it would be drawing jeffy)
Hey fat boy! You leave my scooter alone! (scooter?)
What? Scooter?
Who are you calling fat boy? You don't even have a scooter!
Hey fat boy! You wanna fight?
That's it! You're gonna get it!
- Scooter hits thin air -
Junior, I think we should get out of here. It's getting heated.
Yeah, Yeah. Let's get out of here.
Hey! My name's Jeffy!
What's your name?
Hey fat boy! My name is Scooter.
Scooter? (oh his name is scooter!)
You wanna go play toys?
Hey fat boy! You wanna fight?
No, I wanna play toys.
That's it! You're gonna get it, fat boy!
- Scooter once again hits thin air -
(BLUE) (Jeffy gets an F)
(Home-Run!) (Or a dinger!)
(RIP Simon)
Hey fat boy! You suck!
SHUT UP, SCOOTER!
You wanna fight, fat boy?
Hey Scooter, I got a question.
What?
If your name is Scooter, why does your shirt say "Jeffy"?
Badunno?
Let's go get you a new shirt!
Okay!
And...
Done!
Alright, Scooter, now your name Is on your shirt so you won't forget who you are!
[Scooter screams]
I'M SCOOOOOOOOTER!!!!
Alright Let's Try Play Some Simon Says Again.
Scooter?
Gonna Sit Down, and watch TV.
[Screams]
[Screams From The Pain]
Jeffy Stop it!
I Can't It Heart's So Bad!!
[Screams From The Pain]
Jeffy, What Happened To you?
Hey Fat Boy, you Wanna Fight?
Oh hey Scooter! There you are!
Oh Scooter Or Jeffy, Who's Scooter? Where Did He Come From?
Oh That's Scooter, And He came from the Toaster Daddy.
A-A Toaster?
yeah.
Jeffy no, No No No No I Don't Have Time For Playing These Games Jeffy.
Get Rid Of Him
Get Ri- I Don't Care where he came from.
Get Rid of Him.
He Looks Like You So Obviously You Did something.
So Get Rid Of Him Jeffy.
What am i Supposed To Do with Him Daddy?
Take Him To The Park
Go Bury Him Somewhere,
Throw Him in the Ocean Jeffy.
I want you to get rid of him
I Adopted You
I Didn't Adopt Him!
[Screams From The Pain Again]
Get Rid of Him Jeffy!
Aw...
Come on Scooter..
Aw, man, Scooter, this sucks!
What's wrong, fat boy?
My daddy doesn't like you, so you have to leave. (H8ters you gotta leave h8)
Does that fat boy wanna fight?
Aw, Scooter, what are we gonna do?
Jeffy!
You've better have gotten rid of Scooter!
[Jeffy screams] Scooter, quick! Get under the bed!
[Scooter screams]
Jeffy, did you get rid of Scooter?
Uh... Yep!
Sure did, Daddy!
Scooter's under the bed! (you Gave it away are you proud of yourself)
Scooter, you big dummy! My daddy is right here!
Hey fat boy! You found me!
(Scooter heavily breathes)
Jeffy, I told you to get rid of Scooter, not hide him under your bed!
But Daddy, he's my friend!
Jeffy, I don't want you to be friends with him.
I Don't Know What You Did,
I Don't Know how you created him,
But I Want you To get Rid Of Him!
You have 5 minutes to get rid of him, if you do not get rid of him in 5 minutes then I will get rid of him and you won't like it!
oh ok daddy...
I cant believe they found scooter!
AW MAN Scooter, you gotta leave!
Where we going? (TO BE OLD)
Oh I'm not going anywhere, your the one that has to leave!
AW why does scooter gotta leave!?
Why Scooter gotta leave!?
Cuz my daddy doesn't like u and he says u have to leave! So lets go scooter
Well byebye scooter, ill see u later...
IM GOING TO WALMART!
Bye scooter... (this is so sad)
Alright, daddy, Scooter's gone.
He's really gone?
Yeah.
Are you sure he's not under your bed?
No, daddy, He's gone.
Good, I wanted him gone.
(He's over there)
(ᶠᵃᵗ ᵇᵒʸ)
Hey fat boy! I got my scooter!
What?
Jeffy! I thought you said he was gone!
He was gone, daddy! I kicked him out and he left!
Look, we don't want you here anymore! Leave!
You wanna fight, fat boy?
I don't wanna fight!
Then push me in my scooter!
You know what? I will push you.
I'll push you somewhere, I'll push you somewhere.
[Scooter screams]
Hey daddy, what did you do with scooter?
Uh I pushed him in his scooter, like he wanted.
Ah man that was fun I want to do that again.
Hey fat boy, hey fat boy you want to fight.
(Dies)
Nice shot, Junior, yeah Thanks for watching! Captions was by Heyspacedude, Jack Gar Hansen, Jeffy the spector, Oks, TheMelonKing Michelle and WilsonPerez3. Have a good day!